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Here's one suggestion for "the ultimate solution", via FireStarter5:
Are You Sitting Comfortably?
The solution to America's problems is simple - ROUND UP EVERY MINDLESS, ABHORENT, HELL-BOUND, SATAN-SPAWN, DISEASE-RIDDEN, LOWLIFE, SCUM OF THE EARTH, PIECE-OF-SHIT, COCK-SUCKING, SHIT-EATING, PATHETICALLY STUPID, MORONIC, IDIOTIC, IGNORANT, BIGOTED, RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC, XENOPHOBIC, INCESTUOUS, COWARDLY, YELLOW-BELLIED, CONSERVATIVE, RIGHT-WING, NEO-FASCIST, NAZI-LOVING, PEDOPHILE PROTECTING, REPUGLIKKKUNT TROGLODYTE ASSHOLE SATANIST, TRY THEM, CONVICT THEM, MERCILESSLY TORTURE THEM SO THEY KNOW HOW IT FEELS, AND THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD - FOR TREASON. We can then bill their surviving relatives for the bullet. PROBLEMS SOLVED.
(Thanks to the Yahoo Message Boards)
....and you thought I had a mean streak!
Yeah, that would pretty much do it, I think.