Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday, and told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taugh him how to mispronounce over 200 words!"
"That's impressive, all right," Cheney said. "But you do realize that he just *says* the words, right? He doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," she replied. "Neither does the parrot."
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Swiped without apology (but with much gratitude) from Anntichrist S. Coulter: