The Rude One, Drudge, and Foley

The Rude Pundit, in his own inimitable fashion, picking up where the Drudge of Matt left off, has additional ways teenage pages can play practical jokes on Congresscritters:

1. You can put a whoopee cushion on the child predator's seat in the House of Representatives. When he sits on it and creates a fart sound, he will still be a child predator.

2. You can pretend to be a lobbyist and shake the child predator's hand with a joy buzzer. When he jumps back from the jolt, he will still be a child predator.

The remaining eight are just as insightful.

And if you happen to be near Cookeville, TN, ya might want to catch his show.