Sunday, July 14, 2019

Gonna Be A Looooooooong Day

I’m stuck working with a rabid, far-right trumpette, who insists on making me listen to Faux, so I can “finally learn the truth: that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a Kenyan Mooozlum and Clinton really did murder Vince Foster and she ran a child sex ring and eavesdropped on trump, who is the greatest American since Jesus.” When I point out that Jesus wasn’t American, she says “of curse he was, he was white, wasn’t he?” Umm, no, Jesus was a dark-skinned Jew.  “But God is white, so Jesus must have been white too.”

How can you argue with such profound proudly blind stupidity?

It’s going to be a VEREEEERRRRY LOOOOOOOOOOONG six hours.

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