Those three hard-hitting All-American Military Fighting Men are fro--- what? They're not active military? They're cops?
They're police officers?
Crap, they look like Marine Expeditionary Forces guys heading into Baghdad.
No wonder they're busy killing dogs and 90-year-old women and 19-year-old kids. They think they're playing G.I. Joe.
They get all this high-falutin' military hardware from Uncle Sam as part of the "War on Terra" -- despite the fact that Ferguson, MO, is not a terribly likely target for Haji al-Kahbuum -- so they feel the need to play with it when they get bored.
Kinda like the bad old days: