Sunday, February 28, 2021

I Work With Idiots. And I Mean **IDIOTS**

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The two trumpers working day shift showed up this morning at 6:30, as usual. They were talking politics, and from what I overheard (since they know better than to tell ME their bullshit):

Biden got caught selling the nuclear launch codes to the Chinese, so

  • the Army cancelled the compromised codes
  • gave Biden fake codes, and
  • gave the "real" codes to trump, 
  • since "he's technically still our president"
When I mentioned trump's meeting with Putin in Helsinki (when trump entered after being obviously taken to the woodshed by Putin), I was told trump looked sad, because he had to yell at our ally Putin

trump is going to run for the House in 2022, unless "the Army takes out" incumbent Rep Lois Frankel (who is a democrat)

Once he is a Congressman, he will be elected Speaker of the House by a unanimous* vote and
  • he will impeach Biden and Harris by unanimous* votes and remove them, becoming President
  • he will repeal the 22nd Amendment (presidential term limits) by Executive Order
  • and "keep getting re-elected till he dies, and then Ivanka takes over"
Biden's use of Executive Orders "is completely illegal"

Biden "and that woman who claims to be black" are "still running their child sex ring from DC"
  • I mentioned Epstein and was told the following:
    • trump never met Epstein
    • the picture of trump with Epstein was actually Biden, with trump's face photoshopped in
  • trump is in the process of gathering the evidence that will "prove" the Clintons, Obamas, Bidens, and Harrises "are all known child killers after they rape the kids."
trump will outlaw all political parties but the GOP

"Then we get to kill all you fucking libs and take back our country"
__________

* I don't know how they think trump's going to get "unanimous" votes, unless the GOP executes all the Dems in the Senate and House. I'm sure the two fuckwads I work with would think that was a dandy solution.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Damn. This SUCKS.

I was just going through the blogroll and found that "skippy the bush kangaroo" was gone. Uh-oh.

Tried googling the blog title. And found an obit.

Gil Christner was an actor, comedian, and writer. he was also "skippy," of "skippy the bush kangaroo" blogging fame.

He was one of the very first to link to me regularly and, I believe, the second or third to blogroll me.

Here's a piece by a guy who knew him face-to-face.

RIP, Mr Christner.

The Problem with Asymptomatic People Is...

... they show no symptoms.
Just got a text message from my employer, reminding us that 80% of people with Covid are asymptomatic, and telling us what to do if we think we may have been near one of them.
Google defines "asymptomatic" as: "(of a condition or a person) producing or showing no symptoms."
If they're asymtomatic, AND HENCE SHOWING NO SYMPTOMS, how do we know if we should take precautions? Or should we just self-quarantine for 14 days every time we're within 100 feet of another person?
Sweet Baby Jesus with an industrial-size bottle of hydroxychloroquine, these people are gonna be the death of me.

Thursday, May 14, 2020

trump v. Fauci: The Final Chapter?

According to CNN, Dr Anthony Fauci has committed the cardinal sin:

Fauci's transgression is to base his evaluations -- after decades of public service and expertise fighting HIV/AIDS, Ebola, Zika and anthrax -- on facts and logic that conflict with Trump's chosen version of reality. Fauci has long said that only the virus can decide when normal life -- things such as NFL games and schools reopening, for instance -- will be safe again.
Trump has always been battling the pandemic he wants to fight, rather than the one that actually exists, with a strategy shaped mostly by his political requirements as he seeks a second term. The pandemic arrived in the US despite his insistence that it would not be a problem. Now, with 84,000 Americans dead and 1.3 million infected, Trump argues that the country has prevailed over the virus and it's time to get back to work.
He wants to declare victory, forget about this stupid virus, and get back to what he does best: holding Nuremberg-style rallies full of howling blockheads who have no concept of reality. He doesn't give a damn about 84,000 dead Americans, or the 1.4 million infected (so far, as of 9:30 AM today, per Johns Hopkins University). Nor does he care about the potential for 2.2 million dead by the end of the year. He also doesn't give a damn about the unemployment rate being 14.9% at the end of April, or the 30,000,000 Americans who have lost their jobs (and income and medical insurance) since this whole thing began.. He doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything that isn't donald j. trump.

In recent weeks, Trump has shifted from an approach rooted in benchmarks for phased state openings based on a waning of the virus to one based on opening the economy whatever the cost. [emphasis added]
This, of course, is the real problem: the Coronoavirus/Covid-19 pandemic is murdering trump's shot at a second term (which means it's also murdering his chances of staying out of prison, most likely for the rest of his life). trump knows that if his base ever figures out just how bad things are now, and that they are going to get far worse before they get any better, his ass is cooked in November. And that means, come January 21, US Marshals will show up and do a little "cuff-and-stuff" on the donald, and haul his ass to the Southern District of New York, where he cannot expect any deference, or mercy.

So once again, trump's big mouth and continual lies have gotten his ass in bigly trouble.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.




Wednesday, May 13, 2020

It's Coming, People. Batten Down the Hatches

Heather Cox Richardson, writing in today's issue of "Letters From an American," makes a very ominous point, one that a growing number of us are making. Discussing the declassification of the names of FBI agents involved in the trump/Flynn/Russia investigation, and turning those names over to a Justice Department run by trump sycophant, Billy Barr, Cox says:

More, though, it suggests that the Trump administration does not anticipate a Democratic presidency following this one, since it could expect any precedent it now sets to be used against its own people. That it is willing to weaponize intelligence information from a previous administration suggests it is not concerned that the next administration will weaponize intelligence information against Trump officials. That confidence concerns me. [Emphasis added]
"That confidence" scares the shit out of me.

This goes back to recurring fears that trump will use some sort of subterfuge to either postpone or cancel the 2020 elections, and name himeself "president-for-life," as both Papa Doc and Baby Doc did in Haiti, and as Xi Jinping has done in China..

Trump has, in fact, stated his intentions many times in the past, passing them off as "jokes" or "sarcasm" or "wishful thinking." Squirrel-frying goober and former Arkansas governor Mike "Bubba" Huckabee (who is also the father -- to the best of our knowledge -- for former trump spokesdrone Sarah Huckabee Sanders) has claimed that trump's impeachment makes him "eligble" for a third term (which is, of course, total bullshit).

Trump himself has floated the idea on many occasions, claiming that "people will demand" he serve a "third, fourth, or even fifth" term, that he wished he could stay in office "maybe [...] 14 [years]," "looking into" naming himself "president for life" as Xi Jinping did in 2018. He even tweeting a video of himself as president to the year 80,000. The scary part is, his zombie followers would think that was a GREAT idea, almost as great as making education optional.

And don't try to explain these away as jokes. trump -- like the FBI in "Men In Black" -- has no known sense of humor. He does, however, have a keenly developed sense of how to say exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time.

I think we may have passed the point of no return: I doubt trump will leave peacefully if defeated at the polls. I have a feeling that if the numbers look ominous to him, he'll just skip the election althogether.

Monday, May 11, 2020

Grand Reopening... With a Whimper, Not a Bang

The state is allowing retail businesses in 12 of the 16 counties to repopen to walk-in customers today, as long as certain precautions are in place: occupancy signage, plexiglass partitions by registers, 6-footy spacing tapes on floors, etc. The big one is that ALL employees and customers must wear cloth face masks. This is going to piss off the libertarian crowd, and the ones who like to protest simply because it "allows" them to be azz wholes in public.

There was a post on FB about a small ice cream shop in MA that reopened, with advance-order, face-covering, and other common-sense requirements. Customers ignored the rules, and took out their frustration on the staff, causing one 17-year-old girl, whom the owner called "my best employee," to quit in tears because of the verbal abuse. The owner decided his employees were more important than the azz whole public and closed again. His action, though, was met with an outpouring of very strong support from the community, and he was able to open again, this time with everyone playing nice.

This is what trump hath wrought: it's okay to be an azz whole.

Thank you to the slave states for making this possible.

Azz wholes.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

"We Have to Get Back to Normal"

That's what the trumpers and the Covid deniers and the ones who protest simply because they enjoy being pains in the ass are saying.

Got news for you, kiddies: we will never be back to normal, not if you define "normal" as the way America was before trump and the Coronoavirus. And I lump them together because although we might have survived one or the other and returned to the "old" normal, the two combined are a wallop from which we will never fully recover.

Had trump been more of a president, and less of a self-centered, spoiled, arrogant, self-righteous, hypocritical, sanctimonious, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, narcissistic, incestuous, ignorant, pompous, dictatorial, lying, thieving, corrupt, venal, fascist, childish, narrow-minded, Adderall-addicted, malignant asswipe of a walking, talking douchebag criminal, serial rapist, and confirmed pedophile, we might have made it through.

We've had bad presidents before -- Hoover springs to mind -- but America was able to survive because of the way our Founders wrote the Constitution and formulated our government. We've had presidents who have tried to pervert the Constitution -- Nixon, for instance -- but the co-equal branches of government, the Congress and the Judiciary, blocked those attempts. We've had corrupt presidents who would rather golf than do anything else (Harding).

We had useless legislative bodies before, such as the rethuglican-controlled Senate and House during the Obama years, when the mantra was "if [Obama] is for it, we had to be against it," even if it was good for the country.

We've had Supreme Court lineups that should never have happened, like the ones that gave us Plessy, Bush v Gore, Dred Scott, and Citizens United (respectively, 163 U.S. 537, 1896; 531 U.S. 98, 2000; 60 U.S. (16 How.) 393, 1857; and 558 U.S. 310, 2010).

But this is the first time all three have come together in a "perfect storm" of corruption, arrogance, and ignorance.

We have trump, arguably the worst president in history, as ranked by just any poll not conducted by a far-right organization. We have a corrupt Senate, ruled over by an anthropomorphic turtle who openly promised to work with the White House to ensure trump was not convicted in his impeachment trial. We have a SCOTUS that includes a black sexist, rapist, racist with a white wife, a white drunk frat boy rapist who boasted during his confirmation hearing that he "like[s]" beer (and, presumably, getting drunk and raping women) and three others who believe that corporations are people too, and should have more rights than other people.

Our nation has faced disasters of national impact, as well: Hurricane Katrina, the Great Depression, and, of course, September 11. But in those disasters, we had trained, dedicated, experienced responders available, people whose first -- and only priority -- was protecting the people of the United States.

Now, however, we have a disaster of epic proportions, a virus that could equal or even exceeed the death toll of the 1918-1919 Spanish Flu epidemic... and our "leaders" are morons and idiots chosen for their loyalty to the president, rather than to the people of the United States, a leader who repeatedly ignored and downplayed the dangers of the Covid-19 virus because he was afraid it would hurt his re-election chances (and, thus, increase his chances of being indicted, tried, convicted, and imprisoned -- most likely for life -- by the SDNY).

The Coronavirus scare will eventually settle down, at least a bit.

But we will never get back to the normal we knew. Too many families will have lost loved ones, often unnecessarily. Too many businesses will have failed. Too many unemployed will not be able to find new jobs.

"Social distancing" will become a fact of life.

Bars and restaurants will find their business models altered forever. Restaurants have been restricted to “to-go” and delivery orders only, with the partial offset of now being allowed to offer “alcohol-to-go” if accompanied by a food order. Here in Maine, as in other states, some restaurants are now offering groceries to their customers (to keep themselves in business, to ease strain on customers wishing to avoid traditional markets, and to prevent spoilage or waste; some have announced they may continue this service once the state of emergency is lifted). Buffet-style restaurants are at particular risk: San Diego-based Souplantationsclosed all 97 restaurants permanently due to their inherent inability to meet FDA recommendations, which also now discourage salad bars and self-serve beverages in fast-food restaurants. Golden Corral has closed its company-owned locations, at least temporarily, although franchise locations mostly remain open, but under strict scrutiny and sanitary programs. Old Country Buffet and HometownBuffet are likely to follow suit.

Here in Maine, much of the local economy is based on tourism. Coastal towns like Wiscasset, Boothbay Harbor, Camden, Rockport, Rockland, and Searsport are already showing more and more empty storefronts as smaller businesses call it quits because without sales, they can't make their expenses (utilities, insurance, rent, etc.). The town of Camden, so far, has been hit extremely hard: of all the businessses in town -- restaurants, boutiques, B&Bs, etc. -- only five business are open, by my count: the gas station/convenience store (on greatly-reduced hours), the supermarket (on reduced hours), one local market (on reduced hours) and two restaurants (both restricted to take-out only).

Festivals, fairs, and other large gatherings have been cancelled coast-to-coast. Here in Maine, among the big annual events not happening are the North Atlantic Blues Festival, the Damariscotta Pumpkin Festival and Regatta (a bunch of drunks in hollowed-out giant pumpkins, fitted with outboard motors, racing in Damariscotta Harbor), the Maine Lobster Festival, the Yarmouth Clam Festival, and the Common Ground Fair. While lobsters and clams may be breathing sighs of relief, these communities are looking at the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars in much-needed income.

Major retailers like J. Crew, Neiman Marcus, and JC Penney have all filed bankruptcy; other companies like Sears are sure to follow suit.

To show you how bad things are here in Maine, L.L. Bean, which has prided itself on being open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, closed all its retail stores in March. This is only the fifth time in the company's 100+ years of operation the flagship store has been closed... and the first time it's been closed for 24 hours or more (it was closed for four hours for the funerals of President Kennedy, founder LL Bean himself, former President/CEO Leon Gorman, and for a few hours due to a major fire across the street).

Another bellweather company, Waffle House, had closed ALL of its restaurants in the South for varying periods because of the pandemic. The “Waffle House Index,” originally proposed as a tongue-in-cheek disaster assessment factor in 2011, but subsequently adopted by FEMA, notes that closed Waffle House restaurants are indictive of “severe to catastrophic” damage in the area.

So, NO, we're never going to "get back to normal."




Friday, May 08, 2020

How Come...

One can’t advertise tobacco products on radio or TV because the contain nicotine, but one can advertise e-cigarettes which contain more nicotine, and are flavored to appeal to younger people?

Thursday, May 07, 2020

Three Weeks Old, But...

... worth it...

I love than reactions from the anchors.

https://www.ctv.ca/Your-Morning/Video/Teachers-song-about-her-feelings-during-the-pandemic-made-our-hosts-cry-of-laughter-vid1943353?jwsource=cl

You’ve GOT To Be Kidding

WLBZ TV is calling for snow on Saturday. One to six inches. In May.

Sucks To Be You

Republicans here in Maine are bitching because they’ve been “locked out” of negotiations about reopening the state.

This is rich, coming from the party that has systematically excluded Democrats from all discussions at the national level for the last three and a half years.

Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Truck fump

Truck fump and all his zombie followers.

WE ARE THE TRUE AMERICANS.

https://youtu.be/TvWWXv59apY

Miscellaneous Musings and Random Raciocinations

I. Once Again, Fox Admits It Lies

Fox is being sued by WASHLITE (Washington League for Increased Transparency and Ethics), which is claiming that Fox's coverage of the Coronavirus/Covid-19 pandemic is violating the state’s Consumer Protection Act by “falsely and deceptively disseminating ‘news’ via cable news contracts that the coronavirus was a ‘hoax’ and that it was otherwise not a danger to public health and safety," and specifically names host Sean insHannity and former host Trish Regan. Fox, in response, claims that the First Amendment protects "false" and "outrageous" speech, which is, unfortunately, true.

“It’s Constitutional Law 101: the First Amendment protects our right to speak openly and freely on matters of public concern,” Fox News Media general counsel Lily Fu Claffee [emphasis on F.U.] said in a statement. “If WASHLITE doesn’t like what we said, it can criticize us, but it can’t silence us with a lawsuit.”
Again, even accepting the Complaint’s characterization of the speech at issue, the Fox commentators were expressing their view on the scientific question of how dangerous the Coronavirus is and how society should respond to it — including what type of governmental action should be taken.” [emphasis added]
A number of years back, in a Canadian court, Fox also admitted it lied, and claimed not to be a news agency, but an "entertainment" outlet, and, as such, was not bound by the truth.


II. Nazis and Klukkers in Michigan 

The far-right, pro-gun, pro-militia, anti-government, pro-trump Nazis and Klukkers were out in force in Michigan, carrying an assortment of Confederate flags, nooses, and swastikas. The "very fine people," as preznit called them a few years back, were protesting the states "stay at home" and masks orders promulgated by the governor. A large number of them, carrying AR-15s, tried -- unsuccessfully -- to get into the legislative chambers.

As home to the Michigan Militia, and several active Klaverns, the state has an unfortunate expertise at dealing with these goobers, many of whom seem to believe they're just one step removed from Navy SEALS, but most of them couldn't fight their way out a pack of rampaging Brownies, even WITH the multiple firearms they all carry. Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were both involved in the Michigan Milita, which shows you where the group's sympathies are.


III. "God Wouldn't Wear a Mask, So I'm Not Going To, Either"

Ohio State Representative Nino Vitale (GOP, of course, since he's an idiot) says he's refusing to wear a mask in public, claiming, “This is the greatest nation on earth founded on Judeo-Christian Principles. One of those principles is that we are all created in the image and likeness of God. That image is seen the most by our face. I will not wear a mask.”

Vitale, who has that typical dull, vacant, deer-in-the-headlights look so common among goopers, says, “This is not based on logic, this is based on fear and propaganda and every statistical, data driven study done in the last 2 weeks says death counts are low, the models were wrong, and this is more like the flu," indicating that not only is he a blithering idiot, but that he's also slurped down a few gallons of trumpian Kool-Aid. Other than the Spanish Flu of 100 years ago, I can't think of any flu outbreak that has killed in excess of 60,000 people in two months.

The good people of Ohio need to retire this Bible-thumpin', hooker-humpin' sister-marryin', rifle-rack-in-the-pickmup, duck f***in', toothless, chinless, mouth breathin', meth-cookin’, NASCAR-lovin’, redneck, slack-jawed, drooling-idiot, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, inbred moran. Although to be fair, I must point out that he does, in fact, have a chin.


IV. The Oath Keepers. Again.

The Oath Keepers, a far-right, anti-government extremist group, identifued as a hate group by both the Anti-Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center, which claims to be comprised of active and former law enforcement officers and military (and which claims to be the final arbiter on the Constitution), is now threatening American police officers, saying, "Police in the U.S. need to realize they stand at the precipice of losing the trust, support, and protection of millions of American patriots. They must reverse course and refuse unlawful orders, or risk being declared domestic enemies of the Constitution." Of course, what they deem unlawful are the executive orders issued by various governors, designed to keep the citizens safe and healthy. And while the cops may lose the trust, etc., of the Oath Keepers, they will continue to enjoy the respect of the 299,000,000 or so who aren't far-right-wing loons.

The Oath Keepers, by the way, are closely aligned with the various militia movements, the Sovereign Citizens, Christian Identity, the Klukkers, Aryan Nation/Aryan Brotherhood, and the various pro-Nazi parties. These people are NOT good Americans, no matter what they may claim. They're thugs, killers, and terrorists.


V. The Preznit Is Unraveling

In case there was any doubt, the past dozen days have proved we’re at the point in his presidency where Donald Trump has become his own caricature, a figure impossible to parody, a man whose words and actions are indistinguishable from an Alec Baldwin skit on Saturday Night Live.
These words, from an article in The Atlantic, paint a grim picture of the cascading failures of our Idiot-in-Chief. From his asinine comments about Nazis and Klukkers being "very fine people," and Mexicans being "drug dealers and rapists, but some very good people too" to his more recent moronic pronouncements about shining "just very powerful light" up your ass and "injecting disinfectant as a way to combat the effects of the virus “because you see it gets in the lungs and does a tremendous number on them, so it’d be interesting to check that[,]” it is becoming more and more obvious that not only is he completely and totally unfit for any job requiring intelligent thought, but that he is also rapidly losing what little grasp he may have had of reality.

He even lit into GWB, after Bush contributed a video to "The Call To Unite," going into a typical trumpian twittertantrum, which made -- if this is even possible -- Bush actually seem Presidential, intelligent, and decent.

He then went on to claim that he was being treated "worse" than Prsident Lincoln, who, if memory serves me correctly, WAS FREAKING ASSASSINATED. This, of course, was a warmed-over reprise of a previous complaint, that he was being treated worse than Jesus, who, if memory serves me correctly, WAS FREAKING CRUCIFIED.

What scares me is that his paranoia and megalomania (and his understandable desire to stay out of the clutched of the Southern District of New York and a few other United States Attorneys) is the growing possibility that he will whip up some sort of bogus "national emergency" that "I, alone" can solve, "requiring" him to "postpone" the election until the emergency is over... in other words, until the statute of limitations has run on all his crimes. But given his life-long proclivities, he will continue to commit as many crimes as he can, so the limitation statutes will just keep piling up.

This is what happens when you elect an insane, paranoid, megalomaniacal, egotistical, liar to high political office.


VI. We Can Declare Victory and Go Home

The Federal Coronavirus/Covid-19 task force will be wound down at the end of the month, allowing trump to claim -- falsely -- that "I, alone" defeated the virus, and it's now safe for everyone to go back to work, making money for the millionaires.

The second senior administration official told CNN that the White House is shifting its focus toward reopening the economy "and putting Americans back to work." That shift will take place over the next few weeks and doctors such as Dr. Deborah Birx and Dr. Anthony Fauci, who have been prominent figures in the President's task force briefings with reporters, will still play "an important advisory role" in the process, the second senior administration official said.
Fauci, and to a lesser extent, Birx, would both be shuffled back off to their labs and insulated from the media, so they couldn't contradict trumps calims that everything is now hunky-dory. The article adds that one driver behind the wind-down is that Mikey pence wants to get out and travel and can't, partially because he's "leading" the task force, and partially because ISN'T FREAKING SAFE TO GO GALLIVANTING AROUND IN PUBLIC YET, even if Mikey does have "The Power of the Mythical Sky God" and the Sweet Baby Jesus on his side (just ask all the Evangelicals who have died from this damned virus).

Monday, May 04, 2020

F**K Facebook

Facebook is truly amazing. Or maybe it's their AI bots that are amazing. Far-right-wingers post the most vicious threats against others, openly praise Nazis and Klukkers, and openly embrace hatred. Report those posts as "hate speech," though and you get a canned response that says they "don't violate community standards." But let a liberal call one of them a redneck asshole and -- BANG -- bounced for hate speech.

OTOH, since Zuck is now a billionaire, he's going to hang with the other billionaires. But I simply cannot fathom why a Jewish man is so solicitous of Nazis.

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Amazing. Absotively, Posilutely A. Maze. Zing.

Now that Zuckerberg is a billionaire, he suddenly realized which political party coddles billionaires, and which expects them to pull their fair share.

FB is now almost as conservative as Fox Spews or One unAmerica News, allowing the incredible, bilious filth to pour forth from the far right, with their message of hate and fear and loathing, while clamping down on the liberals, telling us that pointing out the emperor has no clothes "violates community standards." What kind of standards could one possibly have, if one posts and condones the racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic garbage from trump and company?

Facebook Cops At It Again

I just got another warning from Facebook, saying that if I didn't mend my ways, I'd be banned for seven days. They did not, however, tell me what my current transgression was. The last post before I got the notice was one that said a friend and I had a "Calvin and Suzie type of relationship."

Tell me how THAT violated their "community standards, and pictures of a father and daughter who drowned trying to enter our country is socially acceptable?

Guess FB will be restricted to Sam and Joey stories from now on.

Sunday, July 28, 2019

Buh-bye, and Thanks for Playing

A person I've known for more than 30 years is famous in our neck of the woods for constantly bitching about people generalizing. If one did not provide full names of each and every person in a group, one was generalizing. If one said, for instance, "by and large, Middle Easterners tend to have swarthy complections," she would bitch that one was generaling that ALL Middle Easterners were swarthy. She told me that I was generalizing when I said devout Catholics follow the teachings of the Catholic Church.

She got pissed at me a few weeks ago, and said, "that's what I should have expected from a damned German." I came back with, "Whoa, there, NOW who's generalizing?" She said, "Big difference .. all you Germans ARE Nazis. Always have been, always will be."

She's gone and blocked.

Monday, July 22, 2019

THIS Is Why You ALWAYS Notify the Police of Drills...

The folks at AT&T learned an important lesson last week: if you're going to hold an emergency preparedness drill, you should "reach out and touch someone" by notifying the local emergency responders, AND your employees. AT&T didn't think of that little aspect... and caused all sorts of holy hell in the Windy City. According to AT&T officials, they were holding "video training" to familiarize key employees with the facility's active shooter response plan. One aspect of the plan involved a facility-wide text message advising staff of the attack. Since they hadn't thought to notify staff, or include the standard "THIS IS A DRILL, DO NOT RESPOND OR TAKE ANY ACTION" verbiage in their broadcast message, many employees took the notification to be legitimate, resulting in panicked calls to police, fire, EMS, news media, loved ones, and so on.


https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/07/18/active-shooter-drill-in-loop-goes-epically-wrong-after-police-workers-not-notified-in-advance/

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/07/18/active-shooter-drill-gone-wrong/

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-police-active-shooter-false-alarm-loop-512904561.html

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-loop-active-shooter-drill-20190718-menvndwqlnfutmfjuvztk3i5yq-story.html

Drills and exercises are an essential part of an organization's emergency preparedness posture. They allow participants to act out their responses -- hopefully appropriate responses -- to simulated emergency situations. An example we're all familiar with is fire drills in school (not that you should take the time to line up in size place and hold your partner's hand...). Those of us "of an age" will remember the old "duck and cover" drills of the Cold War era, as if a school desk would protect us from a nuclear detonation.

There are two broad categories of exercises: discussion-based and operations-based forming a continuum from the easiest to arrange and hold -- the seminar -- the the most complex -- the full-scale exercise. Ideally, an organization intent on practicing or improving its preparedness efforts would go through the steps in order, allowing them to catch and correct problems earlier in the process, when fixes aren't as complicated (or expensive) to achieve. It also allows the organization's staff to become used to the process. The idea is that by practicing these responses, should the event actually occur, staff will have "experienced" the situation often enough to not panic.

Unfortunately, America generally does not begin planning for a disaster until after the disaster has occurred. Shortly after 9-11, Bush administration officials said "no one had considered the possibility of intentionally crashing planes into buildings," despite the fact that merely 60 years earlier, the Japanese had done almost the same thing, with their kamikaze pilots intentionally flying their aircraft into Allied vessels in the Pacific. Plus, Tom Clancy's 1994 novel, Debt of Honor, ended with a Japanese pilot intentionally crashing his 747 into the Capitol Building during the State of the Union address... a full seven years before 9-11. And it was already proven that planes collided with buildings: in 1945, a B-25 bomber, enveloped in dense fog, crashed into the Empire State Building in New York City.

Rick Rescorla, whom I have mentioned before, was British-born, and had experience in both the British and United States military, plus police experience in Rhodesia and London, before becoming director of security for Morgan Stanley. After the destruction of Pan Am Flight 93 over Lockerbee, Scotland, in 1988, Rescorla became interested in terrorism, and asked a friend with extensive training in the field to examine the (then) Dean Witter offices at the World Trade Center. The friend said the most likely spot for a terrorist attack was in the basement of the building, in the parking garage. Five years later, Islamic fundamentalists parked a truck full of explosives next to a main bearing column and detonated it.

After the botched response to the 1993 WTC attack, Rescorla decided to institute a series of regular evacuation drills, feeling that lost productivity and lost income was far less important than ensuring the safety of the Morgan Stanley employees. Of the 3,700 Morgan Stanley employees at WTC on 9-11, only six perished: Rescorla and five other security staff who were helping other tenants escape.

His recurring drills were key to the Morgan Stanley staff keeping their wits about them as they evacuated, despite announcements from the Port Authority that the buildings were safe and no evacuation was necessary.

Drills work, but they have to be accomplished appropriately.



Sunday, July 21, 2019

Right-Wing Extremism in Law Enforcement, Pat IV

Another law enforcement officer has made it clear he is there "to protect and to serve" only white "christian" conservatards.

A cop (and I hope, soon-to-be-former cop) in Gretna, LA, one Charlie "Bubba" Rispoli, wrote on Facebook that "this vile idiot [Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,D-NY] needs a round." He went on to add, "[and] I don't mean the kind she used to serve," referring to AOC's prior bartending experience. Not that Bubba knows anything about bartending: he sounds more like a beer-anna-shot type of dude... a Lone Star (which tastes like what I would imiagine bison semen tastes like) and a shot of Jack.

Gretna Police Chief Arthur Lawson had this to say: "Whether you agree or disagree with the message of these elected officials and how frustrated you may or may not get, this certainly is not the type of thing that a public servant should be posting."

Just to further point out how amazing stupid -- and unsuited for a career requiring minimal knowledge -- Bubba he, he was referring to an article clearly martked as "SATIRE." I guess ole Bubba, who probably spent the four longest years of his life in third grade before dropping out to get a job, thought "Satire" was what came after "Flighty" on the calendar.

Like all the other conservatards, ole Bubba thunk Ocasio-Cortez, along with Reps Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), and Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) should "go back to where they came from." In saying that, by the way, trump and his barin-dead butt-buddies are openly and blatantly violating Federal anti-discrimination laws. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission -- AN AGENCY OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT -- SPECIFICALLY CITED "GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM" AS PROHIBITED DISCRIMINATORY SPEECH:
Ethnic slurs and other verbal or physical conduct because of nationality are illegal if they are severe or pervasive and create an intimidating, hostile or offensive working environment, interfere with work performance, or negatively affect job opportunities. Examples of potentially unlawful conduct include insults, taunting, or ethnic epithets, such as making fun of a person’s foreign accent or comments like, “Go back to where you came from, “ whether made by supervisors or by co-workers. 1
So once again, the Law-and-order party of law and order shows their collective ignorance of, and disdain for, the laws of the United States of America.

Of course, if the Goopers do manage to pass some sort of draconian anti-immigration bill and manage to force out Omar (she's the only one not born in the US), we could probably use the same law to get rid of Rafael Eduardo Hijo de Puta Cruz, immigration-hating immigrant and Canadian-born anchor baby spawn of cigar-sucking Cuban émigré, Castro supporter and Desi Arnaz wannabe Rafael Bienvenido Chinga tu Madre Cruz, who was born in Canada, which is not part of the United States. In fact, Canada has a large portion of the population who speak French, the language of France, which is also not part of the United States. Canada is also a socialist paradise, in that it has universal healthcare, which is creeping socialism. Plus, of course, Hijo de Puta Cruz’s father is from Cuba, which is not part of the United States, and has a population that almost exclusively speaks Spanish, the language of Spain, which is also not part of the United States, and is the language of Mexicans, Guatemalans, and Salvadorans. Cuba is a socialist paradise, ruled over by Fidel and Raul Castro (who did not make convertible beds, despite what they would have you think), both of whom are Godless Communist Commies. In addition, Hijo de Puta Cruz’s “padre” was an ardent supporter of the Castro boys, both of whom, as noted previously, are Godless Communist Commies. 

To get back to Bubba and his buddies, though, This is just one more case of what emergency services blogger Dave Statter refers to as SMACSS: Social Media Assisted Career Suicide Syndrome. I would hope that by exposing his intolerance and bigotry to one and all, ole Bubba "has done gived Chief Lawson a 'scuse to fahr his good ole boy dumb-ass se'f."

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1.  https://www.eeoc.gov/eeoc/publications/upload/immigrants-facts.pdf, emphasis added

Saturday, July 20, 2019

The “Plain View” List: The Saga Continues


A few days ago, I mentioned the “Plain View Project,” a group of researchers who identified and analyzed thousands of social media posts, written by hundreds of active and retired law enforcement officers around the country. The posts contained explicitly racist, sexist, homophobic, or xenophobic content, as well as calls to commit acts of violence against certain classes of people, and calling on emergency services personnel to provide lower levels of services to those demographics.

The Plain View Project (hereinafter PVP) is named for the “Plain View Doctrine,” a legal concept that holds police officers may seize evidence of criminal activities that are in plain view, even if they do not have a search warrant. The doctrine hinges on a three-prong test, referred to as “the Horton test:”[1]

  •      The officer is lawfully present at the place where the evidence can be plainly viewed;
  •         The officer has a lawful right of access to the object; and
  •          The incriminating character of the object is immediately apparent.[2]

The Project’s belief is that by posting messages to a public forum such as Facebook or Twitter, the officers have surrendered any “expectation of privacy” and that publishing these posts gives any reader the right of access to them. They also feel that explicit expressions of racism, white supremacy, Islamophobia, etc., that are “readily apparent” make the posts eligible for inclusion in their database.

As many of you know, I was a police officer for 14 years in Connecticut. Even in those days – the 1970s and 19802s – racism was rampant in the law enforcement community, although not to the extent that it is today. At the time, I thought I understood why. I didn’t condone it, but I understood it: police officers dealt overwhelmingly with African-American offenders (I am ignoring for the moment any underlying causation for the statement). If the vast majority of “dirtballs” we arrested were African-American, it seemed logical that, over time, officers would develop the opinion that all African-Americans were “dirtballs.” Obviously, it is not that simple. The “Have-Nots” will always be envious of the “Haves,” especially if they “have-not” because of the conscious actions of the “Haves.” The minority communities in those days (predominantly black and Hispanic) had little or nothing to begin with and would most likely never have the opportunity to get ahead, so it was understandable perhaps that they took whatever they could get their hands on.

In situations that still occur today, whites accused of certain transgressions – petty larceny, drunk driving, simple possession – were given a very different level of “justice” which usually consisted of a slap on the wrist from the officer and release, where minority subjects were arrested and formally charged. For example, Brock Turner, the Stanford University swimming star convicted of rape, was sentenced to only six months in prison, but served only three months (and complained about that).[3] There was also Ethan Couch, the Texas teen who killed four and injured nine others in a drunk-driving crash, and was given ten years probation, because he didn’t understand boundaries since his wealthy never set any.[4] I consciously tried to avoid that trap, and perhaps went too far the other way, arresting whites in cases where I gave minorities a break.

Be that as it may, however, there was wide-spread racism in those days, directed against all minority groups – blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Middle Easterners, Irish, etc. In some neighborhoods, the most bigoted segment of the population was the Italians, who referred to blacks as “mulignans” or eggplants, despite the fact that the “guineas” had themselves faced significant discrimination in the past.

Anyway….

On July 18, the City of Philadelphia fired 13 police officers for posts included in the PVP database, which the Philadelphia Inquirer called “an unprecedented wave of terminations.”[5]

I continue to be very angered and disappointed by these posts, many of which, in my view, violate the basic tenets of human decency,” [Philadelphia Police Commissioner Richard] Ross said, adding that the department must “move past this ridiculous hate that just consumes this country and has done so for centuries.[6]

Among the posts identified by the PVP was one by Sgt Joseph Przepiorka – who probably would have been furious had someone referred to him as a “dumb Pollack” – showing a skeleton wearing an American flag, holding a gun, with the phrase “Death to Islam” across the top. Another, posted by Sgt Mark Palma, said “Got to make a trip to WAL-MART tonight, yes a friday [sic] night at the ghetto mart. Im sure ill c [sic] all types of creatures tonight.” One reply, from another officer, Sean Dandridge, said: You should bring some of my new invention: “HeffaRemover”. It smells of books, knowledge, and natural hair. Heffas don’t like any of the aforementioned things….” [7]

Of the 72 Philadelphia officers named by the PVP, 13 are being fired, 4 are receiving 30-day unpaid suspensions, 52 are receiving punishments ranging from reprimands to 5-day suspensions, and 3 are receiving no discipline.

The police union, Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 5, of course, is hysterical that their members are being disciplined for being racists.

Meanwhile, in St Louis, another city named in the PVP report, Circuit Attorney[8] Kimberly M. Gardner named 22 police officers banned from bringing cases to her office, after the officers involved were identified by PVP. Her office will not bring charges, apply for search or arrest warrants, or allow those officers to testify, based on their involvement with racist and anti-Muslim posts.[9]

“Police integrity is at the core of the community’s confidence in the criminal justice system,” Gardner wrote. “When a police officer’s integrity is compromised in this manner, it compromises the entire criminal justice system and our overall ability to pursue justice.”[10]

Circuit Attorney Gardner is absolutely correct. When a police officer posts such explicitly offensive posts as those identified by the PVP, it does call the officer’s credibility into question. After all, can a police officer who posts anti-Muslim screeds be believed when he is dealing with a Muslim suspect? How about if the victim is Muslim… will he or she receive a fair and impartial investigation?

And, of course, the Police Officer’s Association, the St Louis police union, is shrieking that the officers’ personal and professional reputations could be permanently damaged if they are revealed as racists, white supremacists, or Islamophobes.  

Further west, in Phoenix, Police Chief Jeri Williams has pulled an unspecified number of her cops from their “enforcement assignments” and placed them on desk duty “so that they can’t engage with the public,” in response to the PVP findings. 97 Phoenix officers – 75 active and 22 retired – were identified by PVP researchers. “There were some employees that had some very egregious posts that were racist, sexually motivated, religiously motivated. Just pure hate,” she said. “And we need to look into the veracity of that potential misconduct.”[11] Phoenix Councilman Sal DiCiccio said anyone offended by the racist posts was a “liberal snowflake,” and that the posts aren’t indicative of a biased culture. His use of the term “liberal snowflake” indicates that he, as a staunch conservative, most likely agrees with the hatred posted. Phoenix PD, by the way, is 73% white, 19% Hispanic, and 4% African-American, in a city that is 42% white, 43% Hispanic, and 7% African-American.

Of course, racism in law enforcement is not restricted to the communities – Philadelphia, St Louis, Phoenix, Dallas, Dennison (TX), Twin Falls (ID), York (PA), Lake County (Florida) – included in the PVP database.

Former Detroit police officer Sean Bostwick was fired after posting “another night to Rangel [sic] up these animals.” Bostwick was already on thin ice, though, having had his probationary period extended due to low test scores and other issues.[12] Another (now-former) Detroit officer, Gary Steele, had numerous problems:

  •           He and his partner Michael Garrison (now also a former officer) taunted a female motorist by saying, “Bey, Felicia,” as she walked home from a traffic stop in January of 2019. They posted a video to SnapChat, bearing frames that said, “What black girl magic looks like” and “Celebrating Black History Month.” (Garrison was also suspended for 60 days for shooting deer in a city park while on duty)
  •           In 2018, Steele broke the arm of another black female, after an altercation.
  •           Steele had a felony arrest record as a result of a 2008 incident in which he fired a gun at his girlfriend[13]

Mohamed Noor, a Somali-American police officer in Minneapolis was sentenced to 12-1/2 years in prison for killing a white woman, leading many to ask if the sentence would have been the same if the races of shooter and victim had been reversed (hint: no way, a white cop would not even have been charged, most likely, never mind convicted. For example, Officer Daniel Pantaleo of the NYPD, will not face charges for killing Eric Garner using a banned chokehold.)

Washington, DC, NYPD and LAPD have been in the news almost every week for one problem or another, many related to race relations in those cities.

All this is in addition, of course, to the vicious and disgusting posts on the Border Patrol Facebook group “I’m 10-15,” which I discussed several days ago.[14]

As a former police officer, things like this disgust me. The people who would post – and obviously believe in – such hatred and fear and loathing have no business being in law enforcement. They disgrace a once-noble profession.

I believe one could make a case that actions like these on the part of law enforcement are, in part, responsible for some of the recent attacks against law enforcement officers, such as when Jerad and Amanda Miller murdered  Las Vegas police officers Igor Soldo and Alyn Beck in 2014 (although both were also heavily involved in the “Patriot Movement” and other anti-government activities).

More later over most of tbhis same blog.



[1] Horton v. California, 496 U.S. 128 (1990)
[2] Wikipedia.org, “Horton v. California,” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horton_v._California, retrieved 07-20-2019
[3] People v. Turner, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Turner, retrieved 07-20-2019
[5] Palmer, Chris, “Philadelphia Police Department to fire 13 officers over offensive Facebook posts,” Philadelphia Inquirer, July 18, 2019, retrieved 07-20-2019.
[6] Quoted in Palmer, above.
[7] Shaw, Julie, and Lash, Nathaniel, “Here are examples of alleged Facebook posts by Philadelphia police officers,” Philadelphia Inquirer, June 1, 2019, retrieved 07-20-2019.
[8] Circuit Attorney is similar to District Attorney
[9] Byers, Christine, “22 more St. Louis officers added to list of cops on prosecutor’s ‘exclusion’ list,” St Louis Post-Dispatch, June 19, 2019, retrieved 07-20-2019
[10] Ibid.
[11] Garcia, Uriel J., “’Shocked’ Phoenix police chief pulls officers from duties after report of racist Facebook comments,” AZCentral.com, https://amp.azcentral.com/amp/1346135001?cid=twitter_azcentral&_twitter_impression=true, June 6, 2019, retrieved 07-20-2019
[12] Ramirez, Charles E., “Detroit police officer fired over social media post,” The Detroit News, Sept 24, 2018, https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2018/09/24/detroit-police-officer-fired-0social-media-post/140740002/, retrieved 07-20-2019
[13] Jordan, Jeralyn, “White Detroit Police officer reassigned after taunting young black woman in Snaopchat video,” Detroit Metro Times, Jan 31, 2019, https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2019/01/31/white-detroit-police-officer-reassigned-after-taunting-young-black-woman-in-snapchat-video, retrieved 07-20-2019, and Siacon, Aleanna, “Ex-Detroit Police officers accused of misconduct in new lawsuits,” Detroit Free Press, Apr 26, 2019, https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/04/26/detroit-police-racism-snapchat/3586812002/, -retrieved 07/20/2019