Just heard the Augusta Police Dept. on the scanner, talking about rivers of semen flooding out of the governor's mansion, as he realizes that he is the reason 70,000 Mainers now have NO health insurance. Reports indicate that Fat-Ass Paul LePage, he of more chins than a Chinatown phone book, is ejaculating like a freakin geyser.
State officials are suddenly worried about a Kleenex shortage.
Updated to add news photograph of Governor at back door of mansion...
I rarely wish evil upon people, but I wish that Governor Six Chins would get hit by a ducknado...
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