Having spent 14 years as a cop, I can tell you most, if not all, of the cops I met couldn't write a decent report to save their lives (yes, I consider myself an exception). And police blotter (or arrest book) records are usually classic "Joe Friday" efforts: 'just the facts'.
Courtesy of BoingBoing, this gem is presented for your entertainment. It starts at the bottom of page 1 and runs to the top of page 3.
And I've never heard real cops use words like "interloper" or "miscreant".
The desk sergeant must have been having a slow night. A reeeal slooooow night.
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