Sunday, July 21, 2013
When last we checked in on the losers at the Hannaford Pharmacy, they had lost a number of the lovely yet talented Mrs618's prescriptions, because a hyphenated last name was "inconvenient" for them.
Well, we transferred the rest of our prescriptions from Hannaford -- the "You can't fix stupid" of the pharmacy world -- to another pharmacy, this one staffed by people who THINK. Of course, the LOSERS at Hannaford didn't transfer most of the prescriptions... ONLY THE EXPIRED ONES.
Back to the phone to have the various doctors send new scripts to the new pharmacy.
Hannaford: Losers that make other losers look good.
Sunday, July 14, 2013
...Spam, eggs, and Spam...
The ever-thoughtful spammers have figured out a sure-fire way to ensure I delete their messages unseen:
From: Fox News Network
Subject: Instant Weight Loss
Now, if they only knew just how much I despise Faux "News," they'd realize the folly of sending me their crap.
For more on spam (the crappy email stuff, that is, not the crappy canned meat by-products that even Emily won't eat), see Randy Cassingham's Spam Primer.
Since all the medical bloggers like Ambulance Driver and Captain Morse and Happy Medic all have tags for "Heard on the ambulance," I guess I should do the same...
We don't transport, so we don't have an ambulance, hence "heard around the barn."
Senior Guy: "Didja hear Farmer Brown got sick of his llama and told him to leave?"
SG: "Llama said, okay, okay, alpaca my bag..."
Saturday, July 13, 2013
...and dumber than a box of rocks.
Only Fox would get a press release naming the crew of Asiana Flight 214 as "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow" and run with it.
As Curt Varone says on his Fire Law blog, "YCMTSU."